Alex Kralie Disregards OSHA Regulations

wait dude i think god just rang the doorbell quick close the wikipedia page for Evil

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

i’m working on mapping out my mansion relationships and i’ve realized 90% of tim’s boil down to him wanting to keep his distance from the kids out of fear he’s not a good enough caretaker and thinking they deserve better than a mess like him meanwhile all the kids flock to him without as much as a second thought. like how cats can instantly detect people who don’t like them and throw themselves all over them. they love him and WILL get him to love himself too goddamnit

when the kids have issues brian and jane tend to give the more expected adult lecture, really pushing therapy speak, meanwhile tim (who knows first-hand what would’ve helped him and what he wished adults would say) will just be like “go outside, set a pile of shit on fire, then come back to me and see how you feel. we’ll go from there”

sally is a BIG fan of mlp so every once in a while she’ll rope in whoever’s looking after her that day to watch it with her. no one other than nina is really into it at first but after his like second episode jeff becomes absolutely entranced. he is having genuine, deep conversations with this eight year old about equestria’s power scaling and lore

he projects onto luna HARD on being seen as a monster, especially by your own sibling, meanwhile sally’s favorite is candance because she’s “pretty and nice :D”

there's nothing wrong with killing someone with a rock. it's natural. organic. gmo-free.

really amusing that thac knew the zipties scene would be seen in. less than pg contexts by some people but not tim and jay wearing what looks to be the same shirt within an entry lol

EVERYONE VOTE FOR MICHAEL. WE NEED A MICHAEL SWEEP. HE NEEDS TO MAKE IT TO THE FINALS PLEASE. MLA0 HEADS PICK UP YOUR. POORLY DRAWN WORD VIRUS IN A SKETCHPAD DREAM JOURNAL.

which creepypasta scared yall the most as kids

everyone saying smile dog is so right i never even listened to the story as a kid bc the thumbnail scared me so bad BKGERJBG