Bees, Tea And Soup

Not sure if the Disney+ adaption of The Mysterious Benedict Society is good, or if I’m just blinded by my nostalgia for the books.

im going to kill u for this

The end fucking MURDERED me

Thanks! I hate it

Holy shit i love this so much

This shouldn’t be funny!

babe can we watch phantom of the opera (25th anniversary edition live at the royal albert hall)? yes all 160 minutes. yes we watched it last week. come on babe. please.

Damnit maybe I’ll try Star Trek

Literally, how you treat other people around you is like 20 times more important than any abstract political beliefs you could have

Trust me you’re ten times happier when you care less .

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

Hey if you're reading this and you're in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope you feel better soon and have a good day

I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.