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I was rereading a bunch of Guardian fics last night so I thought I would make a fic rec post today for ppl who like me are in the mood to read some Guardian fics.

These are all Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan except like two gen fics.

Oneshots:

Enough - Zhao Yunlan meets the Black Cloaked Envoy in a different way pre-canon.

To the Limit - The first time Zhao Yunlan meets the Black Cloaked Envoy, he sort of kidnaps him.

gather your armor, raise your shield - The Black Cloaked Envoy saves Zhao Yunlan from a situation in Dixing.

Held Fast in Open Hands - Chu Shuzhi & Shen Wei gen fic, it's about first meetings and magic.

Multichapter (or longer than 10k):

opening windows to the sky - Shen Wei is a hostage in Haixing to maintain the treaty.

This Southern Rain - Shen Wei gets caught in the rain.

won't be waiting alone - Zhao Yunlan first encounters Professor Shen Wei as the victim of a Dixingren with a strange ability.

To Curtail a Catastrophe - Shen Wei uses an ability to turn into a cat at first to stalk Zhao Yunlan, and accidentally gets sort of adopted.

The Way You Can Go, The Name You Can Say - Shen Wei is badly injured in his professor identity, with rippling results.

However deep the Lake - Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei are captured by Zhu Jiu together.

Leveling Hell - Drama in Ye Olde Haixing.

When your promise is a temple, and the roof caves in - Chu Shuzhi & Shen Wei gen fic, Chu Shuzhi tries to protect an injured Shen Wei, help him heal and hide his identity.

Chrysanthemum Flowers and Jade Daggers - Sort of a Scarlet Pimpernel AU with Shen Wei playing the carefree concubine by day and a Dixing spy by night.

The Crimson Lotus - ALSO sort of a Scarlet Pimpernel AU with Shen Wei playing the carefree concubine by day and a Dixing spy by night (yes you should read both of them, they are not the same, they are both very good).

Deep Water Closing Over Our Heads - Dixingren go into heat on a regular basis. Shen Wei wants to spend his heat without having sex due to past trauma. Zhao Yunlan helps him do so.

Odysseus: *panicking* I'm pregnant

Penelope: I meant the call

just ZYL being unprofessional again

don't encourage him SW 🙄

I got a thing for long hair men😉 especially for those two.

Guo Changcheng donates nearly all of his money to charity. In his free time, he volunteers at a care center for children with autism, collects books to donate to a school, and makes posters/brochures for a volunteer teaching program…

When Da Qing first approaches ten-year-old Zhao Yunlan and tells him he’s the Guardian, Zhao Yunlan thinks of himself as a male Sailor Moon.

Zhao Yunlan has a consistent habit for stealing food, whether it’s swiping food from the members of the SID, biting a French fry out of Shen Wei’s hand, or grabbing ham that Shen Wei has just finished slicing on a cutting board.

Zhao Yunlan has a kink for Shen Wei with long hair.

Zhao Yunlan jokes about calling Shen Wei ‘daddy.’ #KinkshameHim 

Zhao Yunlan starts to grow a vegetable garden in the SID headquarters’ backyard.

Shen Wei is several thousands of years old, and he has no concept of money. Do not trust him with money. 

Zhao Yunlan buys a house for himself and Shen Wei before he figures out that Shen Wei is the Ghost Slayer - before they start dating - before their first kiss.

When Shen Wei decides to accept Zhao Yunlan and be together with him, he bites his own wrist, starts bleeding all over Zhao Yunlan, and passes the fuck out. When he wakes up, Zhao Yunlan has made five (5) cups of instant noodles for breakfast, and Shen Wei is absolutely disgusted.

The SID members all have a copy of Shen Wei’s class schedule. They’re relieved when Shen Wei drops by to see Zhao Yunlan so they can start slacking off. 

When Kunlun first meets the Ghost King (young Shen Wei), the Ghost King is attacked by a demon. The Ghost King quickly kills the demon, and starts to devour its flesh in front of Kunlun. The Ghost King has fallen in love at first sight and tries not to chew too messily. 

When Zhao Yunlan catches Shen Wei trying to manipulate him and mislead him when it comes to his past as Kunlun, he threatens to break up with Shen Wei. Shen Wei’s first urge is utter panic, monster instincts activating, and he wants to literally eat Zhao Yunlan.

Shen Wei doesn’t have a bed in his bedroom, nor is there any other conventional furniture. Instead, the walls are covered in portraits and photographs of Kunlun and his reincarnations. They’re organized neatly by time period. Shen Wei will just sit there, gazing at them.

Shen Wei hesitates. "You're probably exhausted after going inside the holy tree."

"Oh." Zhao Yunlan suddenly looks up with a suggestive glance, and deliberately draws out the words, "And I thought maaaayyybeeeee..."

Shen Wei’s spine stiffens.

“... I was pregnant with your child,” that fool sing-songs.

Shen Wei’s hands tremble, and he almost drops both bowl and cup to the floor. He quickly scrambles away.