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♡ age 26. check out our carrd for more info ♡ on this blog you’ll mostly see posts from..

👼 sam. 27 she/her. host (derogatory)

cohost. bisexual. in a relationship <3 artist. writer. antisocial attention whore. piss poor punk. introvert. gets the worst of our bpd symptoms

🐇 wyatt. 26 she. host (affectionate)

main cohost. bubbly bunny. loves all things cute sparkly and pink. also creepy spooky and dark😈 mj’s twin. & the only alter who identifies with the body. am baby. extrovert. very much in love <3

👽 frances. 29 she/her. anp/work host

the cool older sister we always wished we had. brilliant, optimistic, carefree, kind, she keeps the peace in the system. she’s the calm within the storm. born artist. always drawing on something

⛽️ baby. 22 he/him. primary protector

goes by baby or miles. came out of dormancy to take over as our main protector again. he goes mute sometimes under stress and drowns out intrusive thoughts with painfully loud music. detests wireless earbuds and bad drivers

🤡 moxie! 22 she/her. deranged clown

chaotic neutral clown + ringmaster of this circus. acts super chill but is actually dangerous. hides it with humor. xtra protective of us. she can be unhinged, violent, hysterical. or she can be the life of the party. listens to mona and no one else — acab + blm !! 🐷🔫

🎧 mona. 24 she/her. god’s favorite

born from our catholic guilt. raised by wolves. she’s like if 80s goth & 90s grunge had a baby. still considers herself catholic but is very anti religion. it’s complicated. pro-choice & huge supporter of abortion <3

💣 michael. 18 he/him. introject

sensitive sweetheart with a sinister side. just wants to be loved. codependent. Babie 👶🏼. chaotic neutral. bi. power bottom. major abandonment issues. writes fanfic. loves experimenting with makeup and dressing like a slutty victorian vampire

📓 alaska. 17 she/her. ANP babey

ex host during our teenage years. reads a lot of books to escape. writes poetry about our past. collects books + cd’s of all genres. smokes a lot of weed to cope with constant anxiety + drinks a lot of wine. romanticizes everything

🐸 terra. ?? he/they/she. cryptid

genderless cryptid. switches between a feminine + masculine form. conspiracy theorist. #actually psychotic. in touch with nature but terrible at keeping plants. adhd. always stoned & spending our money on weed. huge nerd. they love frogs!!, dnd, video games, comix, memes, urban legends, weirdcore, unreality, kermit the frog

🚬 mila. 25 she/her. tire fire

learning to speak russian. heavy smoker & drinker. bottles up all our anger into a molotov cocktail. shows no emotion. never takes anything seriously. super sarcastic and slightly narcissistic <3 dirty commie lol

🧺 val. 30s. she/her. system mom <3

val is our mom <3 matron saint. stress smoker. caretaker, protector, soother. takes care of the chores around the house. always makes sure we have food in the fridge. makes us take our meds, shower, clean up, etc. ya know, mom stuff™. she loves singing and music and adores amy winehouse. she has a voice like a disney princess

🐀 ryan. 23 they/she. (ex) persecutor

human or rodent? yes. filthy street rat. failed experiment. untameable menace >:) reformed persecutor. trauma holder. queer as in fuck you. not allowed to shave our head anymore :c **prefers to be called rat

💸 frisk. 19 he/himbo. pleasure seeker

gen z meets 90s baby. pretty boy. poly pan and promiscuous. thrill seeker. impulsive i guess. makes a lot of memes. uses humor as a coping mechanism. hypers*xual. listens to mostly post malone + lil peep. so basically i’m a fuckboy… /j

🛼 jenny. 15 she/her. intrusive thot <3

teen alter in a 26 yr old body. proud slut. not a minor. i like sex weed boobs boys and barbie ♡⃛ britney spears is my idol. jesse is my boyfriend. he makes me wanna feel pure again ♡⃛ ♱

🦇 dez. 26 she/her. gatekeeper/hbic

short for desdemona. boss bitch. fierce witch. gatekeeper/system manager. maintains our appearance. never leaves home without doing our hair & makeup. buys most of our clothes & has the most influence over our style. takes over as host in times of extreme stress or crisis

🛹 max. 10-14 she/her. cool kid 😎