not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now

A long distance friend is a kind of dead wife

you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

it probably feels kind of good to get forcibly shut down as a frozen computer

for someone a self proclaimed pervert i sure do love writing long winded internal monologues where characters sit and think about what they want but cannot have instead of. you know. dry humping and whatnot

the best thing a fictional man can be is having the worst time of his life

Just saw a white trans guy named Mao on hinge