When I say I hate country music I DONT mean life is a highway by rascal flatts

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

Is this what Chaotic good is?

sold out his fellow employee in a second damn

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

this is what it’s like having siblings

Accurate

the screech lmfaooo

god this was so uplifting to read

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her