✧・ﾟ:* BY THE LIGHT *:・ﾟ✧

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend

Honestly? Tea

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction

can u imagine venting to a mf on tumblr and halfway in they go “sorry im low empathy can you stop talking <3″

I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist