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earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

people who have inheritance money piss me off so bad. oh so you arent from a long line of broke criminals? kys

i love LOVE how jack crawford's whole thing is he'll be like "will. i need to know you can find your way back. what did you feel" and will's like "i feel as if i mutilated her myself .... every waking night for the past week i've had the same dream of me, dismembering them. i commit horrors unspeakable in my mind" and jack's like ok you know you best! see you tuesday no one does it like you brother

i think its sad that people think talking about music using the vernacular of Genre immediately makes the discussion "pretentious" or something. its words and labels that r made to help with naming styles and methods of music. obviously solely focusing on it is silly, but thats the case for anything like that. its not the case when people start talking about film, styles of horror or whatever, so why are music genres seen as pretentious and inaccessible? you are allowed to just say what you feel. someone using vocab you dont personally know is not them inherently looking down on you. you also dont have to use them at all, whether you do or not is not a statement on your music listener status. idk. coming from my experiences as someone who loves music trying to talk about it with people

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything