Starry Night Skies

Raccoons are the worst. You expect them to go through your stuff and steal your food while you’re camping, but they don’t stop there - half the time, they’ll be curious enough to come over and touch you. They prod your sleeping body with their horrible little people hands, run their claws through your hair, hold your fingers with their own. I’ve never been aggressively menaced by one, but they’ve slapped my ass through hammock fabric on multiple occasions and stroked my face or hands on others. I’ve played tug-of-war with large raccoons through my window when they grabbed the string to the yarn-and-cup telephone I’d set up with my neighbor.

They come into the cabins at camp every night. I’ve never had one touch any of my campers, but that’s only because I sleep with my hand curled around the handle of a broomstick and have trained myself to recognize their snuffling and scrabbling. I have leapt out of a bunk to sweep them forcefully out of the cabin in the dead of night, to sleepy tween boys whispering “Wow… you’re like a superhero…”

What if I want little hair goblins to sneak in at night and gently touch my face with their weird tiny fingers

then boy do I have the place for you

I’m sorry I’m over here laughing my ass off because someone got their ass slapped by a raccoon… oh please karma be kind, it’s just so ridiculous sounding but I know every word of it is true. XDDD

There’s nothing more disconcerting than almost drifting off in the coziness of your hammock, only for a wee little hand to pat-pat-pat right on your ass through the fabric.

Reblogging for my followers. My own mental health took a bit of a nosedive last week. Take care of yourselves. Take care of each other. ♡♡

best-dressed piggy~

I feel very strongly about this

I love the rain

I love the rain too

I love rain so much!!!

🙌🏼☺️🤗 the rain is my favorite

I love the rain as well

I love it so much like its pretty relaxing when I hear it

I actually relax when I smell rain, I mean it’s scientifically proven that smelling rain water can help relax your brain up to 60%

I LOVE RAIN SO MUCH I MIGHT BE CRYING

This rain is so relaxing…I’m like…super…chillllllllll 😴😴😴😴😴

i love listening to rain

Rain is literally the perfect weather

especially on hot days

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

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