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#halloween #science #vampires for this week’s New Scientist magazine https://www.instagram.com/p/CHATYFcH6QA/?igshid=yvan888brll6

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Spooky Horoscopes | Camille Chew

Libra • Scorpio • Sagittarius • Capricorn • Aquarius • Pisces For Society6′s October horoscopes. Prints available in my S6 shop.

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Autumn Nights | Camille Chew

A cozy, spooky, fall inspired pattern. Available on Society6.

(Just managing to get this month’s pattern done before the end of August!)

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The Warren Evening Times, Pennsylvania, October 31, 1918

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Hi

b1rdonawire

you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?

b1rdonawire

no actually reblog this

headspace-hotel

It has happened.

I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

Will provide updates

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IT’S HERE

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I’m going to start it pretty soon. I’m for some reason locked out of my student account and email and IT was no help as usual, so what is there to do except read a parody romance novel written specifically to spite J.K. Rowling?

Chuck Tingle has more or less become a meme because of his bizarre titles and covers and because of the Hugo fiasco, but I’ve heard relatively little about what it’s like to actually read his work and I frankly have no idea what to expect or if I should go into this with expectations at all

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This book is...surprisingly easy to take seriously as a book. I don’t know what I’m trying to say. But it’s like. A Book and not just an extended joke. Like on some level it’s not particularly terribly written nor does the plot like, completely exist in service to the...whatever humor is derived from the self-aware absurdity of the premise

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AFSGFBCHH??

I love that he’s not even described as a humanoid dinosaur. He’s just sexy goth tattooed Severus snape and he’s also a parasaurolophus and we are left to just figure it out

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I have to talk about what is going on with the worldbuilding. Like this is a parody. Of Harry Potter. But there’s an entirely different magic system and....everything???

In summary

there doesn’t appear to be a statute of secrecy type thing magic is just fully integrated with the modern world and modern technology

Harriet is a wizard, but that means that she creates spells by typing them out in long manuscripts, which on one level is a nod to the book publishing industry but on another level is kind of interesting in of itself

there’s a??? spellcasting industry??

there are different types of magic users other than wizards, and they appear to be based on the d&d classes

or at least, bards exist and they are distinct from wizard

the dinosaur is a bard

Bigfeet exist and they are integrated with modern society

there are sentient motorcycles and no one finds this in any way unusual

THE DINOSAUR IS A BARD?!?!?!

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...Warlocks in this world get their powers from a pact with Chuck Tingle

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The fourth wall break is killing me.

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The sexy dinosaur is also trans

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As much as I love skillfully crafted satire that takes deft jabs at the flaws of the thing it’s lampooning, there’s also something charming about how every character in this book has a name blatantly and hilariously derived from a Harry Potter character regardless of how most of their roles in the story barely resemble anything like characters in Harry Potter.

...You know, I’m not even sure Chuck Tingle has read Harry Potter.

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I’m back to reading. Does chocolate milk have intoxicating effects on sentient motorcycles??

...sentences I never thought I’d write

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um im lowkey getting feels from this like there are some genuinely emotionally resonant bits in here what the fuck

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chuck tingle’s magic system is unironically better than jk Rowling’s I’m sorry

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I’m so sorry to sample the sex scene but. “sexualis secondus” just killed me. I have been pronounced dead by this book. im obliterated this is indescribable

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I.

I literally have no idea how to describe what I’m experiencing right now. Like this is a somewhat poorly edited parody adult dinosaur romance novel but. It’s genuinely?? Creative?? In a lot of ways???? And there’s a lot of heart to it, a lot of genuine powerful messages about identity and about art and creativity and the fourth-wall-breaking device is...I can’t explain it because that would spoil it but it’s actually pulled off so well?????

This is not like, a humorous joke story this guy did for Being a Little Shit and Spite reasons, it’s like actually in its themes and message a genuine “fuck you” to j.k. Rowling’s transphobia even though it’s this absolutely wild janky batshit story and I have never experienced anything like this in my LIFE

I did not expect my adhd little heart to be touched by understanding of my fears about creativity and writing and its place in my life. Not like this. What the fuck. What the fuck.

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skinnykooked

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

fuck-philip-banks

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

swaglexander-the-great

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

cerberusian

It’s the old anecdote about Maurice Bowra (Warden of Wadham and fount of amusing epigrams - once idly observed, at a wedding: “Lovely couple, slept with both of ‘em”). As Wikipedia so succinctly puts it:

One anecdote has it that a number of dons were sunbathing naked at Parson’s Pleasure when a female student floated by in a punt. All but one of the startled dons covered their genitals—Maurice Bowra placed a flannel over his head instead. When asked why he had done so, he replied, “I don’t know about you, gentlemen, but in Oxford, I, at least, am known by my face.”

abelinthelandofnod

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

abelinthelandofnod

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

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normal-horoscopes

thought you might like this

whiskeykin

How am I simultaneously all of these?

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Penguins getting weighed.

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THE LITTLE HOPS

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Caretaker: God booooy! :)

Penguin: M̶̡̬̖͔̖͋̆o̶̫̝̩̖̟̰͚̞͋t̸̨̯̘͖̎͆͊͊̈́̽̐ͅͅh̷͚͂͠ẻ̷͇̝̳̄̐́̐̍̍̀͝r̶̢̻͔̦̹͎͖͈̀͜ ̸̻̳̦̩͎̉͂ͅg̸̛̗͓͖̠͇̩ǐ̶̧͈̣̇́̈̀̑̉̆͘v̸̢̛͍̻̜̭̇͊̌̐̏̅̂ͅe̵͙͐̕ ̸̳̭͓̱̍m̶͉͚͍̺̳̊͐̾̂̚ę̶̢̠̲̫͇̠̮̙̅̐͝ͅ ̵̲̙͚͐̒̚ͅt̵̜̣̙̜͍̀̓̿͆̈́͂̅̀͝ĥ̷̢̖̞̼̝̞͍̠̐̈́̒̊́e̸̥͒ ̶͓͓̂̎̀̑́t̵̛̯͓͚̜̪̩̺͖́̄͐̋́r̶̢̹̞͔̲̘̭̠̖̉̄͋̓͌͘͝ȩ̸̨̼̺̻̭͚̾̉͐̂̄͆̇a̵̭̼͙̼̜̋͝t̴͔̱̯̥̙͇̬̮̓͘ͅs̸̮̖̟̝͔͇̣͑̈́̃

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Charmin’s board of directors right now

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