I am not

If I see any of you posting shit about not voting, in the year of Clarence Thomas saying we should revisit Marriage Equality and little girls being banned from school sports for having short hair, know that I WILL eat you first when we're in the Mad Max Fury Road level of planet fuckery.

do you ever see someone and think "I could be so good at loving you"

Nothing more punk than someone who is in pain all the fucking time and just continues to exist.

are u ever so touch-starved u think abt a kiss n feel ur guts turning

I think about this rant constantly. Pulling the thread on the sweater. Introducing Icarus. Calling Sam Daedalus. Throwing in the labyrinth and the minotaur to circle back to the unraveled thread. I legitimately couldn’t write a better progression of metaphors if i tried. And he fucking improvised it.

“FMA is bad because it portrays war criminals as sympathetic, likable people” bro that’s the point. That’s the whole point. That is THE point. Did you think Ethnic Cleanser is some kind of special category of person that gets separated away from all the Good People at birth? Did you think there’s some kind of barn full of Genocide Doers that only gets deployed into the general public during world wars? Did you think assholes who do terrible shit in real life are never charming or likable or capable of doing good things and helping people? One of the best parts of FMA is how we the audience realize that some of our core protags have made irredeemable choices, and we have to reckon with the fact that they’re still people, with the unalienable rights and qualities thereof. Sorry if the Problematics aren’t constantly wearing a dunce cap and a list of all their crimes and this makes the media incomprehensible to you  

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

My hobbies include making myself suffer intentionally and unintentionally