*breaking up a fight* ladies, ladies…..let’s all kill ourselves

girls i think we have to kill playstation

bro can't even make her reach her second combat phase

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

sitting in the cuck chair in full plate mail long sword resting on my knees one foot propped up on a skull

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.