really weird how a ton of the ads on this site are suddenly about nfts??? who on gods green earth is in the middle of the venn diagram of “tumblr user” and “nft owner”

disgraced former admins of your-fave-is-unfuckable

do you guys remember in middle school when everyone was playing games on free rice dot com like hold on im doing my daily humanitarian work

cuddling with your boyfriend as he passionately explains the video game he's playing, and you have no idea what he's talking about but you're listening intently because he's so passionate about it. Him grinning every time you ask a question, and excitedly explaining the lore to you, talking so fast he trips over his words.

If people don't admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.

Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.

This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they'd be appalled that you'd ever say such a thing. It's just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people's drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.

Return from the Stars, by Stanislaw Lem, published 1961.

this is wild

i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

the games essentially promise me this will happen? what am i even supposed to do

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere this is worse jade how did you manage to make this worse

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR” - Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

im going to do this right now to spite you motherfucker

Wait I’ve never actually done it with this phone how do I get the back off

I hate this

sad isn't it

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

not to be silly and random but when ppl post things i don’t like on tumblr dot com. i just unfollow them

i may be annoying but at least ive never anon’d a single person on this website to yell at them for liking something i don’t or to send a letter of resignation before i unfollow