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Cronenberg Patrol
Title: Cronenberg Patrol 3/?
Fandom: Doom Patrol
Relationships: Larry/Rama (beginning and end), Madam Farr, Crazy Fog
Franships: Larry & Rita, Larry & Cliff, Cliff & Jane, Kate Godwin & Rebis/Larry
Tags: body horror, transphobia, internalized homophobia, collision with comics characters, dysmorphia, mourning/grief, lots of angst before comfort
Summary:
When Valentina returns to Earth, injured, her Negative Spirit finds a way to save her⌠through merging her form with Larryâs. This leaves the team with a new team member: Rebis. But with Larry effectively gone, and the remains of who he'd been floating around the manor, each member of their family has to cope in their own way over what happened.
Spawned from reading the comics and realizing what happens is really pretty horrific. Like honestly. Consent matters, Negative Spirits.
Crash Patrol
Valentina Vostok crash lands on Earth.
Bargaining Patrol
Plans begin, and Vic visits the Titans.
Spider-Cliff Patrol
Does whatever a Spider-Cliff does?
Bridge Patrol
Title: Bridge Patrol
Relationships: Larry Trainor/Rama, Larry & Keeg
Summary: After introducing their new recruit to the team in a family dinner, Larry takes Rama on a tour of Doom Manor, ending with his sad little cell in the attic. And⌠maybe a sleepover.
AN: It took me weeks to get these centegenarians to freakin' kiss.
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Doomies vs Skinamarink
Cliff: I'm not the only one fucking confused, right? Tell me I'm not the only one confused.
Jane: *already smoking a joint* I'm not high enough for this.
Larry: What exactly are we supposed to be looking at here?
Laura: Seems to be some kind of endurance test.
Rita: THIS is supposed to be a scary film? I've STARRED in a scary film. I couldn't sleep for WEEKS.
Vic: It's analog horror. You know, the usage of low fidelity graphics and sound to create an ambiance. Glitching visuals, distorted voices. That kind of thing.
Larry: ...We had basically the same experience when we visited the home where they keep the first Doom Patrol.
Jane: Only none of us were staring at the fucking walls.
Just me spending my time before work trying to bully these characters to at least kiss.

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Ship name for Rita and Laura?
Madam Farr
BendyMille
Elasta-Rouge (elasta woman and ottoman)
Lita
My Bees!
Other (in comments)
Larry and Rama's ship name
Larryrama (party name)
Negative 104 (supergays)
Lama (fuzzy)
Super PTSD Husbands (same trauma? same trauma.)
Elementary, My Dear Dilf
Keeg's Daddies
Other (in the comments)
Mom Patrol
Who's the worst mom in Doom Patrol?
Mom Cramp (stage mother, unsatisfiable)
Mom Trainor (Catholic guilt machine, creator of internalized homophobia)
Unwritten Book Mom (gonna turn my son over to a cult! :D)
Negative Spirit (did the nail and bail, child abandonment!)
Dorothy's mom (time to raze the world, my child)
Other (explain yourself!)
Realizing the Doomies mostly have Daddy issues, but Rita and Larry had mom issues. Until they met NILES.
Poor Dorothy. Getting it from both sides.
Doom Dads
Who is the worst dad in Doom Patrol?
Larry Trainor (low-key absent, roasted a child for inadequate rocket constructi)
Cliff Steele (left a child in a car to do coke off a stripper's ass)
Silas Stone (love is inflicting C-PTSD on your superson)
Unwritten Book's Dead Clown Dad (fr waited until the last second?)
Daddy (CJ's daddy, the pedomonster)
Cliff's Dad (fucking shot a unicorn and probably hit his wife)
Niles Caulder*
Other (explain yourself!)
*kept his daughter in a basement for like a hundred years; did a bunch of atrocities "for her" so he could live longer than her, even though he was looking for immortality before he met her mom; Dadded in the general direction of the Doomies but especially Jane, making them dependent on him to keep them from escaping; and oh yeah, put a HIT OUT ON HIS DAUGHTER
Family Dinner Patrol
Title: Family Dinner Patrol
Fandom: Doom Patrol
Relationships: Larry Trainor/Rama (Mr. 104), Larry Trainor & Rita Farr, Doomie fam feels
Summary: After the events of âDo it for Him (Her),â Rama gets to experience a Doom Manor dinner with the whole group, followed by a Rita Farr⢠warning.
Canât let their newest recruit stay in his creepy cabin in the woods when the latest end of the world cult might be after him!
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Do It for Him (Her)
Title: Do It for Him (Her)
Relationships: Larry & Rita bestie ship, pre-slash LarryRama/Negative 104
Larry & KeegÂ
Summary: Rita had never been a fan of Keeg Bovo Sr. Her feelings about the thing he saddled Larry with are⌠muddled.
Set during the three months between S3 and S4, and after they return from Orqwith. Rita tries to work through her complicated feelings regarding the youngest member of the Doom Patrol, her strained relationship with one of her closest friends, and her fears as a leader of people who she would quite prefer not die (again), thank you very much.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44893198Â
On the Other Side of Fear
Fandom: Lucifer
Pairs: Michael/Ella
Summary: After coming to Earth to break up the fight between His boys, God decides Michael needs a mandatory vacation on Earth. And that Amenadiel and Lucifer will âhelpâ him. With his strength stripped, but not his fear mojo, Michael is forced to struggle with who he is and what has happened in his life. Meanwhile, Maze finds her heart's desire in her lap, afraid to embrace it, and Ella deals with the aftermath of her relationship with a serial killer.In the background, something evil is rising, along with their fears.
This is an AU picking up from the end of S5E8 and will remain consistent within its own timeline.
Chapters 1-18 incomplete... but kinda getting there.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26346814/chapters/112560526
FLORIDA MAN GIVES GAY DATING ADVICE
Fandom: Doom Patrol
Pair: Larrry Trainor/Rama (Mr. 104)
Summary: After their eventual success in preventing the S4 apocalypses (plural)⌠somehow, Larry finally agrees to go on a date with Rama. Unfortunately, Cliff has opinions about how to make the date a success.
TO THE FIC-MOBILE:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44769586
FIC UPDATE: On the Other Side of Fear
Title: On the Other Side of Fear
Fandom: Lucifer
Pairs: Michael/Ella, Deckerstar
Summary: After coming to Earth to break up the fight between His boys, God decides Michael needs a mandatory vacation on Earth. And that Amenadiel and Lucifer will âhelpâ him. With his strength stripped, but not his fear mojo, Michael is forced to struggle with who he is and what has happened in his life. Meanwhile, Maze finds her heart's desire in her lap, afraid to embrace it, and Ella deals with the aftermath of her relationship with a serial killer.In the background, something evil is rising, along with their fears.
This is an AU picking up from the end of S5E8 and will remain consistent within its own timeline.
Chapters 1-15, incomplete
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26346814/chapters/109158189
FIC UPDATE: Other Side of Fear
Title: On the Other Side of Fear
Fandom: Lucifer
Pairs: Michael/Ella, Deckerstar
Summary: After coming to Earth to break up the fight between His boys, God decides Michael needs a mandatory vacation on Earth. And that Amenadiel and Lucifer will âhelpâ him. With his strength stripped, but not his fear mojo, Michael is forced to struggle with who he is and what has happened in his life. Meanwhile, Maze finds her heart's desire in her lap, afraid to embrace it, and Ella deals with the aftermath of her relationship with a serial killer.In the background, something evil is rising, along with their fears.
This is an AU picking up from the end of S5E8 and will remain consistent within its own timeline.
Chapters 1-13, incomplete
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26346814/chapters/64164355

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Title: The Blind God
Pair: Deckerstar, sort of background as this story is more plotheavy
Characters: Lucifer, Michael, Raphael, Gabriel, assorted angels
Summary:
Post S5 AUâLucifer has taken the role of God. Unfortunately, he has no idea what heâs doing, and all of his siblings are looking at him to not only run the universe, but help them counter a god-level monstrosity that has been sleeping since the dawn of time.
Lucifer has to figure out how to use his powers, counter a god-tier monstrosity, and deal with the various factions of creation like gods, fairies, and demons looking to take advantage in the power shift.
Chapter One: All that You Wanted
Chapter Two: Acts of God
Chapter Three: No Rest for the Divine
Chapter Four: All Hail Tinkerbelle
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Fic Update: The Blind God
Title: The Blind God
Pair: Deckerstar, sort of background as this story is more plotheavy
Characters: Lucifer, Michael, Raphael, Gabriel, assorted angels
Summary:
Post S5 AUâLucifer has taken the role of God. Unfortunately, he has no idea what heâs doing, and all of his siblings are looking at him to not only run the universe, but help them counter a god-level monstrosity that has been sleeping since the dawn of time.Â
Lucifer has to figure out how to use his powers, counter a god-tier monstrosity, and deal with the various factions of creation like gods, fairies, and demons looking to take advantage in the power shift.
Chapter One: All that You Wanted
Chapter Two: Acts of God
Chapter Three: No Rest for the Divine
Chapter Four: All Hail Tinkerbelle