Mrs. Heisenberg

f/o who asks if you're okay with a softness in their voice they don't use for anything else

Selfshipping is so fun when you realise it really is as simple as just shipping yourself with characters, you dont need merch, you dont need to be constantly obsessed or even "obsessed in the first place" you can show your love for them to the world or you can keep everything private it doesn't matter 🫶🏻

self shipping angst is sooo funny. yeah this is my favorite character and romantic partner i love them with my entire heart. im going to make sure i almost die in front of them

Shout out to self shippers who have obscure f/os. May you find content of them soon!

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

Your f/o notices that you're cold; opening their coat, they pull you closer and wrap it around you, engulfing both of you in its warmth. Breathing deep, their scent surrounds you like a blanket, dulling the sharp edges of your senses until the world feels soft again.

best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"