Lezzing it up bizzaro style

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

I think your pussy would look really cute clenching around two of my fingers, just saying.

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

The urgent need to kiss her neck while sliding one hand up her sundress to rub her pretty, wet cunt.

yeah im afab (assigned fundamentally flawed at birth)

if you see me getting manipulated by a beautiful vampire do not intervene, i am right where i want to be.

actually my mommy is the one who has issues with me. so.

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

["Boy" who's been accepting my twice daily peanut butter treats voice]: Why are my nipples so puffy?

Cuddles that include my hands in your panties and my knuckles disappearing inside your pussy