I'm just a girl with a blog.

It’s back

you now you want to.

me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened…

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

I just looked it up on wikipedia and fucking