HABIT

A REVOLUTIONARY PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY. FUCK CUTTING TREES! GOTTA THINK OF THE BIGGER PICTURE HERE. THE BIGGER MORE SQUISHY KINDS. BTW, REX SAYS HI. :P

GEE, HARD TO SAY. BUT MAYBE- JUST MAYBE- DON'T PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME IN YOUR BIO, VOLKS. AS DISCREET AS A NASCAR WRECK.

AND YOUR SPECIES AS A WHOLE IS JUST AS BAD- MAYBE EVEN WORSE. BUT THANK YOU. :) PERSONALLY I THINK I COULD ACHIEVE A NEW STANDARD BUT WE'LL SEE HOW THE DAY GOES.

TAKE A BIG SPOON FULL OF CONCROBIUM AND IT SHOULD CLEAR OUT IN NO TIME. ALSO HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOWER YOURSELF TO SUCH A FUCKING SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE?

DEFINITELY FAVOR THIS LAST ONE THE MOST. THE LYRICS JUST REALLY GET ME Y'KNOW? :)

NAH, THEY'RE MOSTLY SHITHEADS WHO GET CANT HANDLE BREAKING A NAIL. TOO MANY PUSSYFOOTERS! WE NEED SOME LAW AND ORDER, SOME LESSER KNOWN METHODS OF TLC. HENCE WHY I'M HERE; GOTTA SQUARE THESE FUCKERS BACK INTO SHAPE SOMEHOW!

NEED A REFRESHER THAT BAD? DO YOUR OWN FUCKING RESEARCH. THERE'S PLENTY TO LOOK AT.

YEAH I DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION, IT'S CALLED HAVING A SENSE OF WHIMSY AND CHILD-LIKE WONDER, SOME OF YOU DEPRESSIVE MANIACS COULD FUCKING USE IT.

GO ON. CHOP CHOP! FULL LIST RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

IF YOU THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE ALREADY JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY HANDSOME MUG UP CLOSE. :P