23 | Montréal

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

the plot chickens

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

women’s pants should have reinforced inner thighs i swear to god if i have to keep replacing my jeans every few months simply because i have thighs and i like to walk....

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.