certified chismosa

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny

Embracing my demons. French kissing them. Might fuck them

may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic

As Bed Bath and Above, so Bed Bath and Below

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

yandere cafe if your waitress catches you ordering from someone else she kills you

the new and improved ouija board will now have emojis on it

me: is anyone there… ghost: -slaps my hand over to the 😂-

we would be so lost without garlic

social anxiety level: solos dungeons intended for groups because im terrified of making myself look stupid in front of other players

who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom'ing hard enough

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things