Baxter Is That You

i am forcibly removed from Ikea

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

Joey has killed more than you can imagine.

the fact that once a year we just put the clocks forward an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be for 6 months, and then put it back an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be now is actual proof that time does not exist and is purely a social construct that means literally nothing

i feel like this is what america looks like inbetween the coasts 

^^^^^^

chilling

Hate it when I’m walking past a puppy who obviously wants to say hi to me and their owners pull on the leash like let me fucking pet your dog.

when is it okay to start blogging baby grinch again

Now