It’s Cardboard Noah, In The Flesh

Well I was inspired to make one by this here post as a joke actually

I may not be in love with him but my friend?

I LITERALLY STARTED THIS LIKE THREE DAYS AGO OH MY GOD his legs are v long but that’s ok

Ok so since I made him out of a cardboard box what I did was I folded him up and brought him to school in a trash bag

The goal was to paint him in my art class because I knew I would never finish painting him at home

I made my friend steal some boards from the woodworking room so I could make him not be so floppy, then glued them to his back making sure to still give him the ability to sit

I finally finished him one day, but since art was only my second to last block I had to bring him to my next class, which was German

I knew it wasn’t a big deal though since there are like 9 people minus me in that class, and I’m friends with all of them

There was no way I was taking this thing on the bus. I remembered that my younger brother had practice for a sport though which meant I could just plop that thing in my parents’ car and never have anyone know I brought a cardboard total drama island character to school

His practice didn’t get out til 5 though which kinda sucked but I braved the 2 hours of waiting successfully, and now he’s in my closet

I left the door open a crack for him

Ok so since I made him out of a cardboard box what I did was I folded him up and brought him to school in a trash bag

The goal was to paint him in my art class because I knew I would never finish painting him at home

I made my friend steal some boards from the woodworking room so I could make him not be so floppy, then glued them to his back making sure to still give him the ability to sit

I finally finished him one day, but since art was only my second to last block I had to bring him to my next class, which was German

I knew it wasn’t a big deal though since there are like 9 people minus me in that class, and I’m friends with all of them

There was no way I was taking this thing on the bus. I remembered that my younger brother had practice for a sport though which meant I could just plop that thing in my parents’ car and never have anyone know I brought a cardboard total drama island character to school

His practice didn’t get out til 5 though which kinda sucked but I braved the 2 hours of waiting successfully, and now he’s in my closet

I’m a bad boy and it’s plain to see so why do good girls fall in love with me?