i'll wear a sweeter smile.

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

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they're everything to me

thank you

so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

by talos this cant be happening

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

we could…idk….hold hands through the shark tunnel at the aquarium 🥺