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Oatmeal Raisin Cookies: Make This Cookie Great Again! America’s most hated cookie? Not for long! We don’t have time for total political correctness. Oatmeal Raisin is America’s most hated cookie. Our polls* show rising popularity, and it has our vote for nominee for the next cookie-in-chief! Sure, this cookie doesn’t have a great record with women. Or minorities. But it has a very good brain. It knows words, it has the best words.
*no surveys have actually been conducted.












