Still A Piece Of Garbage

“…you come to MY HOUSE…?!?!?!?”

listen, if I ever to get to that point where someone asks me what advice id give to the youths or whatever, it’d be unionise. join a union, get your friends to join a union, get your co-workers to join a union. Thatcher and her cronies destroyed the unions in the 80s for a reason. UNIONISE.

Mutuals do this

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

-Jesus at the last supper

taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

have you tried putting it in rice

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

touching grass is not enough. i need to touch yellowstone’s superheated prismatic acid pool 

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

i wish i met some people a little earlier, some a little later & some never at all.