sorry boss, i can't make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don't want to

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

I wish it was rudy time all the time

The last room mates I ever had did this. They had two cats they barely took care of already and got another one without telling me. It was the worst.

Not everything is a personal attack against you. Your friend may not be ignoring you on purpose but may be feeling drained. Someone isn’t always being short with you because they’re angry at you but may be trying to hold their own emotions together. Please don’t always assume malicious intent. Most of the time, people are just being people and trying to survive their own lives. It’s not necessarily about you.

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

not to be controversial but i hope ur having a nice day and if u aren’t i hope it gets better

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

mentally still in march 2020 when we thought it would just be a two months holiday from school

wait put in the tags what was going on in your life at that time I'm curious

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