Strong And Soft

He’s my favourite turtle that’s why!

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

Sorry I screamed "communist fag" at your baby I thought he was my Tumblr mutual who also wears overalls

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

new report finds that over 30% of uranium in nuclear power plants is lost via engineers having a little bite when they think nobody's watching

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1