Strong And Soft

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

I listen to two songs i enjoy in a row and im like "i would be such a good dj"

I dont need an ai generated quote unquote "curated" playlist because i have something that can only be earned: the taste of someone who didnt have a lot of friends as a teenager

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

I have the worlds widest fattest fuck of a cat and he has an underbelly that begs to be bothered akin to a glowing video game weak point

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

my apologies, madam. if i knew you were a weird and strange woman i would have followed immediately

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible