did u put ur name in the goblet

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Sometimes you see somebody’s read on a piece of media and you’re just like, okay, coming to that conclusion requires several very specific misunderstandings to happen in a very specific order, and I’d be fascinated to get some insight into the exact set of prior experiences you brought to this text such that making all of those assumptions in a row seemed reasonable at the time.

Fuck all romance except what that Broody Werewolf and the ADHD Highschool Teen had going on

This is about the truest post ever.

Imagine actively choosing to be hateful and cruel and embittered when the world is already painful and fatiguing… pick another path, babe