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This was a request from a friend but I might as well put it here ^^
RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME × law, zoro, luffy
you die in battle. ⚠️ tags: headcanons. angst, reader dying. tw: death, war, mentions of religion for law, blood, guns, violence and trauma.
guilt. his stomach drops, like his own life force has been kicked out of him. he carries you on his arms, scowling, his mind echoing a chorus of i knew it. i knew it. i knew it. back there, law had shielded your body with his, telling you to just stay behind him at all times. whispering into your ear like a vow: “if they want you, they’ll have to go through me.”
of course, he’d forgotten something important: pirates shouldn’t make any promises.
“no- no, no, no…”
“law,” you breathe out, your hand weakly resting on his. “i hope you’ll forgive me one day.”
“fuck, no!” he refuses. “i won’t! so don’t you dare fall asleep on me!”
once it’s all set and done, you don’t really… rest. you’re kept in the deepest corner of his lab, clean and heavenly, miles beneath the sea in his sub.
he doesn’t move on.
with you, law finally found a reason to stay alive, and now he has a secret only he knows; he’ll walk to your room to pray to you religiously, every single night, devoted for the rest of his life.
anger. zoro promised himself the very same day he tasted defeat at mihawk’s sword, that he would never lose again.
except he just did.
he didn’t listen to you at first. when you noticed things took a wrong turn and you weakly pushed him away from the situation, zoro grabbed onto you, stating with a straight face, “it’s gonna take a lot more than that to stop me from keeping you safe.” he thinks now, in the midst of the consequences; if, when you urged him to go help his captain instead, if he had insisted on taking you along with him, would things have turned out differently? would you be okay?
“you knew it, didn’t you?” zoro grits his teeth, his vision blurry. “huh?! that your time was over?!”
no one dares come close to touch your body, now succumbed to war. they don’t help him get up from the gnarly ground and lay you to rest. the crew stays quiet for however long he needs, even if the air surrounding him grows heavier and heavier each passing hour, even if he remains in the same position for days... eventually, zoro buries your body somewhere far away, where he knows no one would dare touch it.
his swords gleam ominously as he places a curse on your grave: anyone who approaches with ill intentions won’t live to see another day.
grief. immediately, luffy knows your time’s up. desperation takes over his body as he screams in agony, tears running down his cheeks. still, he’s making one last attempt, carrying your almost lifeless body and the weight of the world on his shoulders, each step growing heavier than the last. thump, thump, thump. trying to find chopper amidst the fog, dust, and rubble; through the smoke of gun barrels and the different corpses lying around.
“luffy…”
“i got you. i got you, okay?”
his words settle heavily on your heart as he runs, runs, runs, yelling for someone– anyone to help.
“no more crying, luffy, hey–” you cough, blood spattering onto the gritty nape of his neck.
you slowly continue, as coherent as you can. “no matter what path awaits you,” in a future without me, “you can’t give up. promise?”
you just don’t understand that luffy needs you to live- strung up to a million machines, it doesn’t matter. he was selfish. he’s been selfish enough to keep you alive next to him all this time. yet, now you’re... not.
when the crew tries to pry him away from you, he yells at them to fucking stop, his voice foreign to his own ears. thing is, luffy knows, deep down. he’s been through this once before, after all.
now, he’ll have to carry you with him in his heart forever.
HAPPY PRIDE!!
via
east blue gang looks a little different than i remember… i think luffy grew a bit

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communal bathroom
Foods from our world I'll personally give to the Housewardens
Riddle
Traditional British Afternoon Tea
It’s already a pretty common hc that Riddle would have British ancestry, so this fits him like a glove.
Scones, clotted cream, strawberry jam; porcelain tea cups, everything perfectly arranged on a proper afternoon tea table.
Just add Trey’s baked goods and it’s basically another day in Heartslabyul.
But the real luxury? Letting Riddle build his own scone and telling him: “you choose the order.” Absolute crème de la crème. 100 points.
Yeah... it becomes an internal debate.
Would it break any Queen of Hearts rules? Probably not… or maybe yes. You never really know.
Extra points if the jam is homemade, so you can taste the freshness of the strawberries. It’s like eating a strawberry tart… but not really.
Also, I’d make him eat it with his hands. Let him experience it fully.
Leona
Argentine Asado
I will not allow anyone to tell me asado is the same as barbecue.
IT IS NOT!!! YOU’VE NEVER HAD REAL ARGENTINE BEEF, THAT ALONE IS AN INSULT
I would be more than proud to serve him a full asado: meat, ribs, offal, fries on the side.
Add beer and we’re done.
It’s the easiest option for someone who eats meat and hates vegetables (also yes, I wanted to sneak my culture in here, obvs)
The whole experience: the fire from the grill outdoors, the smell of the meat slowly turning juicy, the smoke… Leona is in his element.
First enjoying the smell, then that first cut into perfectly juicy beef.
Sorry… but pleasing a carnivore is very easy
He probably wouldn’t want to eat anything else for the rest of his life.
Careful though, because the bastard would absolutely go for seconds and steal food off other plates.
Azul
Dulce de leche crepes
I swear this is the last Argentine thing I’m adding
Azul’s description literally says he doesn’t like healthy food… well darling, this is one of the most calorie-dense sweets we have.
Dulce de leche can be somewhat “healthier” if it’s homemade without preservatives, especially the kind made by people in the countryside. Way better than the store-bought version.
Also, forget just crepes—you can spread it on anything: pancakes, bread, cakes, muffins… the list goes on. You can even eat it straight with a spoon.
Warning: highly addictive. You will gain a little weight… but it’s worth every damn second.
I’m convinced Azul would take a spoonful every time he finishes a contract with a particularly annoying client.
Crepes are also a great breakfast when you don’t have a busy day ahead.
So Azul gets the best of both worlds: unhealthy comfort food and something that actually calms his nerves.
Kalim
Thai Tom Yum
It’s sour, spicy, aromatic. Lemon, herbs, seafood, tons of spices.
Perfect for Kalim.
And if he doesn’t want seafood, he can swap it for chicken, mushrooms, coconut milk—whatever he feels like trying in the moment.
I can totally see him taking one hesitant spoonful (for obvious reasons), then another, then another… until it’s gone.
It might not fully match what they eat in Scalding Sands, but as long as it has so many layers of flavor you lose count, we’re good.
Also, we’re talking about Kalim. If Jamil is involved, making sure everything is safe and there’s no extra ingredients cof cof we’ll be just fine.
If Kalim ends up sharing it with everyone, big smile on his face, dinner is officially a success.
Another one who would probably want to eat this every day from now on.
Jamil is going to have to bribe me really well before I give him the recipe.
Vil
Turkish Delight
You cannot tell me this dessert isn’t so Vil, puh-leeeeease
It’s elegant, delicate, soft, and comes in carefully measured portions so it never feels excessive.
If Vil grabs more than one within five minutes, we already won.
The sweetness, the presentation, the way it looks light but leaves a lasting flavor on your palate.
It seems simple, but it has that layer of refinement and skill behind it that fits Vil’s standards perfectly.
Also, it’s made with relatively healthy ingredients—even the starch gel is better than powdered sugar. So 10/10.
The best comparison I can make is macarons: they look easy, but once you read the process and actually try, everything collapses, so you know they're more complicated than they look.
Turkish delight could easily become his go-to post-dance-training treat… but only one per serving.
We’re not overindulging here I would though
Idia
Korean Tteokbokki
shit, this is hard to spell
I’m holding your hands when I say this: convincing this hermit otaku to eat anything other than processed snacks and soda will be a challenge.
This skinny man deserves real food once in a while.
The spice might be a red flag for him, but if he tries...even just a few bites, I’ll be satisfied.
I would love to see him with watery eyes, coughing, having a full existential crisis over the heat. He’d look so pathetic
Still, it’s easy to serve, repetitive, and you can even eat it cold (perfect for those nights he forgets to eat)
But if he eats it hot… I can picture him finishing the plate sweating, hair tips slightly red, maybe even sparking… completely defeated.
“...worth it”
Malleus
Russian Honey Cake (Medovik)
Please don’t throw shit at me considering what whole cakes mean for Malleus.
We can just give him a slice, okay? That’s enough.
But you can’t deny it fits him: layer upon layer, thin, delicate, built with time and precision.
It’s the perfect balance between sweet and tangy (sour cream or mascarpone), a dessert built on contrast that works beautifully.
It’s almost poetic, isn’t it? Just make it black and we’re done.
We know Malleus would eat anything we give him because he cares about us, but we need to make this special.
Decorate it with small berries and bits of chocolate. The idea is for the sweetness to be gentle, and for the texture to change with every layer.
Add two cups of tea, a quiet place to watch the moon rise over the horizon… and that’s a perfect date wait what?
say my name
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why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

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crying in the club rn
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If I may ask for a yandere Floyd x gyaru fem?
If that's okay for you.
HAVE A NICE DAY AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑴𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑩𝑬 𝑱𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑺𝒀… 𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑳𝒀 𝑰𝑵 𝑮𝑶𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑶𝑼𝑺! × floyd.
a/n: hi hi, thanks for the request! hope you're well too. since you didn’t specify which yandere prompt you’d like, i mixed a few together. hope you enjoy! tags: fem reader, no shrimpy sorry guys i dont think he’ll nickname his s/o 💔, established relationship, boyfriend floyd. azul & jade mentions. ⚠️ tw: yandere!floyd (because he’s not crazy enough in canon /jk T.T, lol but ily anon for requesting this). cw: implied drugging through food, possessiveness, reader gets locked up occasionally lol~ requests are closed ♡.
“Eeh, how fun~” Floyd wants to try it all.
You got new nail art? Different makeup? Cute hair extensions? “Hee hee, sparkly! My turn now.”
Immediately falls in love with everything you own, but also, everything you own is now his to play with, too. You won’t mind, right?
Nails art is one of his favorites.
Floyd loves human hands in general, always fascinated at how tight you can intertwine your hands together while he’s human.
“See? My webbing gets in the way in this form! Holding hands as humans is way better than this crap,” he once complained when holding your hand, half-submerged in Octavinelle’s massive pool, all thirteen feet of eel looking pouty and sulky.
You blink slowly, so drowsy from what he fed you earlier that you didn’t pay enough attention to your entwined hands, your body heavy with leisure and something else. Floyd just smiles, ominously repeating your name.
“It’s okay~ just go to sleep. I know you agree with me.”
[dreamily] not only is he amoral cruel violent and manipulative, he’s also extremely annoying in his day-to-day interpersonal conduct
"I think i might be in some kind of love with you" for Ruggie, Sebek, and Jack! Thanks!!
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ? × sebek, jack, ruggie.
hi! thanks for requesting. i've only seen spoilers for book 7-8 (book 6 ch 67 is beating my ass rn) but hopefully my sebek brings you joy either way. this is also my first time writing for twst ~ ⚠️ tags/tw: short scenarios. fluff, soft angst, no pronouns for reader. mentions of blood, infirmary, mild panic attack for jack. no spoilers. my english is a mess~ counts as a warning in itself lol requests are closed ♡.
Do you understand? When I am done telling you these stories, when you're done listening to these stories, I am no longer I, and you are no longer you. In this afternoon we briefly merged into one. After this, you will always carry a bit of me, and I will always carry a bit of you, even if we both forget this conversation. — hao jingfang, invisible planets
SEBEK
Even while lying on a hospital bed, you look pretty. But there’s so much crying, Sebek thinks to himself crankily, glaring at the oblivious first-years waiting for you to wake up, as if this is the first time they’ve ever seen the Ramshackle prefect in this situation. Please, Sevens help them if they dare get their snot all over you. If he could have decorum enough to not think aloud in the infirmary room, Deuce could certainly keep his sobbing far away from your bed.
It’s not only the real first-years, but especially Grim, resting on top of your stomach, who earns the half-fae’s stinky eye. It gets on his nerves, after all, the reason why you were lying in that Sevens-forsaken room in the first place was that tiny beast purring on top of your stomach.

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pensando en minajael... qué tipo lindo
— Jean-Paul Sartre, from “No Exit.”