chicks dig metaphors

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

person (non-practicing)

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?