𝕋𝔸𝕂𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

life is so beautiful and magical when you stop pretending you don’t have any gross kinks

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Feel free to check it out if you’d like a commission, a little discount season has started 💗