PROMPTS FROM NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM
* assorted dialogue from the 2006 film, adjust as necessary
can you believe this weather?
you didn't get evicted again, did you?
i know that things have been kind of up and down for me lately, and that's been really hard for you.
i really feel like my moment's coming, and when it does... everything's just gonna come together.
that wasn't a compliment.
i felt a connection when i entered this office.
let me point you in the right direction.
i cannot tolerate this type of chaos.
nice firm handshake. i like that. tells a lot about a man.
where is he? i'll beat him with my fist!
don't try anything funny.
you really think he's the one?
it's pretty quiet in here these days.
it can get a little spooky around here at night.
i ought to punch you in the nose.
do them in order, do them all, and do them quick.
read the instructions! it explains everything.
do you know what's going on here?
i know what you're thinking. don't do it. not a good idea.
a man must look inward to find his own answers.
actually, i gotta be honest. i don't think i'm coming back.
did you give up on that as well?
some men are born great. others have greatness thrust upon them.
i don't like to be manhandled!
the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
i thought you liked surprises.
i don't know if what happened last night was real.
brush up on your history.
maybe when you have a break, could i buy you a cup of coffee?
i can't hear you through the glass.
you can't fight it and neither can i.
we're gonna have a little talk.
you don't have to be near each other.
what's that supposed to mean?
the thing is, not everyone is great.
no one comes here anymore.
i was on my way to go clean it up.
can i talk to you about this, please?
can you please give me one more night?
we just had a little misunderstanding.
come to work with me tonight.
i prefer hanging out with people who are dead for 200 years. it's the live ones that throw me.
you're really taking your job seriously.
i'm not making fun of you.
will you save the lectures, please?
i never did any of those things.
that's all you got for me?
how come you speak english?
i am forever in your debt.
that didn't hurt. don't be a baby.
we can get this done, but we gotta do it together.
you think you can track the guys who took it?
you're worth saving, my dear.
don't you know your history?
don't ever talk to me like that.
great to see you in one piece.
i told you i wasn't making fun of you.
no hard feelings, all right?
with great victory comes great sacrifice.
it's gonna be tough to talk my way out of this one.
hey, it's getting late. are you ready to go home?