Azaiah

If you’re black, and still active on this mf I need you to reblog this so we can keep the community close.

Amen. 😩

Ok actually brilliant

r e a l i z a s h u n s

EGOT

I fucking remember this episode!

Both sets of eyes follow me however I move

The problem with having lesbian moms is you try to be super cool and cut all your hair off and buy a leather jacket and wear boots all the time and then you go to some event in your neighborhood and all these women three times your age start cooing “oh you look JUST like your mother when she was your age, my gosh what a blast from the past, oh I just love your hair”

And let me be very clear, okay: I’ve seen pictures of my mom when she was my age, and she looked cooler than I ever will. My mom had exactly my fashion sense except she was two point five degrees butcher and habitually took over government buildings. My other mom was about six degrees butcher than that, and SHE had a motorcycle. Both of them have been charged with felony arson. I’m the prep member of my family and there’s nothing I can do about it.

I want to know about the government buildings and arson. Also I love your moms and would die for them.

LMFAOOOO

That death stare gave me chills

These two cinnamon rolls

Awh shit yeah baby hurts so good

This is way too accurate & personal

i hate how accurate this is

I thought this was a voiceover but I was wrong lol 😂😂😂😭

Me at my daughters 🏀ball game

@queenterren you already know what’s up

Lmfao me as a soccer mom

@brattynympho me at my kids’ football games 😂

My kid gone hate me. “Why that Nigga still standing son!?!”

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

stop being so afraid of opportunities that could be great for you

@ me

Toxic Femininity is a thing…ijs

I keep tellin'em

THAT PART