What My Professor Says

Student: The exam will be out of how many points? 100? 50?

Tomorrow's temperature could be anything from negative infinity to positive infinity, well we hope it's not positive infinity.

Most gamblers have a finite bank balance.

When you read a paper, it's not a mystery novel, they don't build up the suspense all the way to the end.

All bits are not equal.

You can't send a signal with infinite bandwidth because it's not really practical.

Don't be afraid to post on Piazza, if it's a good idea. If it's a bad idea...still post it.

For the project if you need any resources, I can buy them for you. Of course, if you say buy me a car, I can't do that.

Any comments, thoughts, concerns? Anyone want to leave now?

I want to dedicate this graph to my advisor, not only do I not have x or y axis labels, I don't even have data. I just have a dinosaur.

If you're doing R&D, the R is whether or not it's possible. If you know already, it's development.

This sounds lame and boring...it's business.

When you leave here, you're supposed to be as good, or better  than, your professor. Except for the MS students. They're smart, they get out and make money.

Professor directing students to seats for final exam