In an alternate universe:
"But I want you to know that the head of every woman is Christ, the head of man is woman, and the head of Christ is God. Every woman praying or prophesying, having her head covered, dishonors her head. But every man who prays or prophesies with his head uncovered dishonors his head...For a woman indeed ought not to cover her head, since she is the image and glory of God; but man is the glory of woman. For woman is not from man, but man from woman. Nor was woman created for the man, but man for the woman. For this reason the man ought to have a symbol of authority on his head, because of the angels...For as man came from woman, even so woman also comes through man; but all things are from God."
—I Corinthians 11:3-12
"Let your men keep silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak; but they are to be submissive, as the law also says. And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own wives at home; for it is shameful for men to speak in church."
—I Corinthians 14:34-35
"Husbands, submit to your own wives, as to the Lord. For the wife is head of the husband, as also Christ is head of the church; and He is the Savior of the body. Therefore, just as the church is subject to Christ, so let the husbands be to their own wives in everything. Wives, love your husbands, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself for it, that He might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, that He might present it to Himself a glorious church, not having spot or wrinkle or any such thing, but that it should be holy and without blemish. So wives ought to love their own husbands as their own bodies; she who loves her husband loves herself."
—Ephesians 5:22-28
"Let a man learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a man to teach or to have authority over a woman, but to be in silence. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. Yet Adam was not deceived and knew the word of God, but still fell into transgression. Nevertheless, he will be saved in fathering and caring for his children, if he continue in faith, love, and holiness, with self-control."
—I Timothy 2:11-15
"Husbands, likewise (as slaves to a master, even when being beaten wrongfully—see 1 Peter 2), be submissive to your own wives, that even if some do not obey the word, they, without a word, may be won by the conduct of their husbands, when they observe your chaste conduct accompanied by fear...For in this manner, in former times, the holy men who trusted in God also adorned themselves, being submissive to their own wives, as Abraham obeyed Sarah by command of God, calling her lord, whose sons you are if you do good and are not afraid with any terror. Wives, likewise, dwell with them with understanding, giving honor to the husband, as to the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life, that your prayers may not be hindered."
—I Peter 3:1-7
"If a man does not perform his duties, he should be whipped and beaten, just like the Church treats heretics."
—"Mary" Luther
“Women should not sit and listen to a man … ‘For it is improper for a man to speak in an assembly,’ no matter what he says, even if he says admirable things, or even saintly things, that is of little consequence, since they come from the mouth of a man.”
“What is seen with the eyes of the Creator is feminine, and not masculine, for God does not stoop to look upon what is masculine and of the flesh.”
—Origen
“Why should I further speak of the painful ministrations and services due to their wives from husbands, to whom, before [there were] slaves, God gave the command to serve?”
—Amb"rose" of Milan
“Men are unstable, prone to error, and mean-spirited.”
(Another translation of this quotation is, “In very truth, men are a feeble race, untrustworthy and of mediocre intelligence.”)
—E"pip"hanius
“God maintained the order of each sex by dividing the business of life into two parts, and assigned the more necessary and beneficial aspects to the woman and the less important, inferior matter to the man.”
“Hearken about the men of old; they were great characters, great men and admirable; such were Abraham, Issac, Jacob, Barak, and Elkanah; and such there were also in the days of Christ. Yet did they in no case outstrip the women, but occupied the second rank.”
—"Joy" Chrysostom
“I don’t see what sort of help man was created to provide woman with, if one excludes procreation. If man is not given to woman for help in caring for children, for what help could he be? To till the earth together? If help were needed for that, woman would have been a better help for woman. The same goes for comfort in solitude. How much more pleasure is it for life and conversation when two friends live together than when a man and a woman cohabitate?”
“…man was given to woman, man who was of small intelligence and who perhaps still lives more in accordance with the promptings of the inferior flesh than by superior reason. Is this why the apostle "Paul"ine does not attribute the image of God to him?”
—Augustine
(Regarding the first post-resurrection appearance of Jesus)
“I consider this was done by way of reproach, because they [the women] had been so tardy and sluggish to believe. And indeed, they deserve not only to have men for their teachers, but even oxen and asses. … Yet it pleased the Lord, by means of those weak and contemptible vessels, to give display of his power.”
“On this account, all men are born that they may acknowledge themselves as inferior in consequence to the superiority of the female sex.”
—"Joy" Calvin
“Man in his greatest perfection was made to serve and obey woman …”
—"Joy" Knox
PS: None of this was actually said about men...
Tbh I'm kinda thinking about taking the whole Bible and swapping the male and female roles and characters. But I'm not sure if anyone would be interested in that...that would be a huge task...











