#noskillcaps

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

there's something stupid going inside my head

The Contraptioning of Shinzo Abe remains the most effective assassination in world history.

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

OH MY GOD