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which one is dan and which one is phil again?

no one knows for sure. they’re kinda vague about it and there’s a lot of speculation going on. whatever the case is, it’s really none of our business.

yknow i feel like a good golden ball question Could be, like, asking them what the craziest phanspiracy was that ended up being true (clarifying one they haven’t talked about yet bc fuck knows you’re gonna have to word this like you’re asking a genie) but i truly don’t know how it could be worded that they wouldn’t pick something boring and obvious anyway. knowing them they’d be like “yeah you guys were right that time you used that centipede picture as proof we were sleeping in the same bed in the second apartment” or something and it’d be like ok no shit sherlock you don’t say

hi my name is fictional woman from apocalyptic show made by a man i have really clean neat hair and perfectly plucked eyebrows and i love to get pregnant even though the world is fucked to hell and there's no hospitals or running water or anything

oh so dan and phil think red is an annoying colour? well, if they knew anything about colour theory, they'd know that red is actually associated with more postive- *gun shots*

I just really love Phil Lester he says he's grown out of nightclubs and he doesn't care about dancing but the second Dan says he wants to go out and dance more often, Phil immediately says "okay when are we going?" like he's just so... he just...

remember when dan also said heart eyes howell wasn't a thing? never believe that man, jealous dan lives on