Hi Narddog, I’m Lou Peachem

Earth and Moon, as seen from the Space Shuttle Discovery on December 22, 1999. (NASA)

i think "i was doing a bit" is an extremely valid courtroom defense

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

wow that last comment really does deserve to be front and center, it’s perfect

sometimes girls just need to swim completely naked under a full moon and experience aquatic ecosystems. dont ask me how i know this

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

“he said ‘you’ll never find another man like me’ and i told him thats the whole point of me leaving him” damn okay !!!!!!!!

Fun writing fact that I will never shut up about: If you write a ton of garbage you’ll actually improve more than if you put your whole soul into a few select words

so in conclusion, write trash and it will become someone’s treasure. That someone could be you.