hey

If you hard. Then you hard.

hm. didn’t want to see this

Tbh girls saying they want the Jim to their Pam is harmless but the straight dudes out there who call themselves the Jim or whatever are unhinged

Every guy who thinks he’s the Jim is actually a Michael

Idk what that means fuck off

I’m sorry I thought we were talking about characters from the office but apparently we’re just stomping around in our clown shoes

Why do scots type like they speak

Different language

in russian there’s a saying that loosely translates to “who are we gonna be friends against today” and i think that’s beautiful

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.