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sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

It ok I’ll lick the grease off

I need to behave myself sorry

It ok I’ll lick the grease off

Hey staff I don’t want to fuckingbe forced to interact with every ad that takes up the entire screen and makes it impossible to scroll without opening some random fucking ad link. I’m gonna kill myself if you don’t figure it out

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard