A Slut for G.F. Handel

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

so-called “free thinkers” when the rock meter turns green

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

I've never heard a hamster death story that didn't go "some adult entrusted the life of an animal solely to a child and the animal was then killed by said child or driven to a self-caused death by stress/starvation" and I think people take the wrong lessons from that. Like. If you have your kid a puppy, you'd understand that you're ultimately responsible for that creature's wellbeing. Hamsters just get treated as acceptable sacrifices to let children experiment with responsibility.