Making this a separate post from my last reblog so I don't derail op but I have a couple opinions on the nice guys fandom that hopefully gets me blocked.
1: Why is Tally not even a tag on ao3? What's up with that? Bisexual march has 11 works, and holland march/female character has at least 20, and not one even mentions Tally in the tags at least. I have not read the bi march fics because guess what? I don't give a shit about your blue-eyed blond haired oc when my girl Tally is nowhere to be seen despite being the only canon character March shows overt attraction to. But she's not white, so she's not allowed to enter the realm of love interest. I personally find it weird that no one is posting about her. I think there's one gifset of her on this entire site? It totally couldn't be misogynoir, surely. [Edit: I searched Tally's tag here and not only are there in fact ZERO gifsets of her, no screencaps or pictures of her (are you idiots blind? Put that shady lady on my screen NOW), there are maybe 5 posts mentioning her???? Are you all nuts? I have to rectify this, everyone start tally posting now or the kid gets it]
2: Frankly, bc I seem to be the one writing bottom healy since nobody knows how to actually make interesting dynamics in their relationship. Oooooh how original, the big stoic masculine bear is the top and the dom while the whiney emotional guy (who everyone headcanons as transmasc without phallo because transmen aren't actually allowed to have penises of course that would be so so bad for a transman to have a penis how ever will the cis man, who must not be penetrated lest his holy masculine energy be tainted, find him attractive) is the submissive bottom. It would be blasphemy not to reinvent cishet gender roles in their relationship because as we all know transmen are natural bottoms and subs (that's the same word to you preschoolers i don't even know why i bother to differentiate them for you) and writing a transman topping is like tantamount to shooting a dog in the head. BORINGGGGGGG.
3: I don't care how well you write your fic, give transmasc Holland a phalloplasty or at least give him a strapon. Y'all are bitchass babies and you smell like straight people. Fuck outta here with that shit.
I love marchly as much as the rest of us, you can look at my blog for 30 secondsand see that but this fandom is racist and transandrophobic even if you don't think you're either of those things. But then again I don't expect the fujoshis to give a shit about representation when they only think with their clits.
If anyone has a Tally fic they are working on, please send it to me. I will print it out and tack it to my wall next to my bed, pretty pretty pretty, please muah muah muah
The rest of you can fuck off or die by my ankle gun. Racists/transandrophobes (transphobes of any sort) will be blocked.
Tags from previous reblog that started this rant:
If you got this far without wanting to disassemble my bones in the street in front of my mother, I am kissing you on the mouth and giving you a 🚬. If you do want to disassemble my bones in the street in front of my mother, congrats! You won! You're the little baby bastard this post is about! Here's my address:
Look at my wife and I'll stop doing it🤜🤜💥