#stephen bennett

Had a dream last night I was going into a convention with The Corinthian and the person giving the badges out asked if we were hunting for eyes and he said yeh and I was like no??? So then we went in and then my dream cut to a commercial (not an advert. A commercial. It was American) of Morpheus, and it wasn't Tom, it was Morpheus, talking about this animal sanctuary and showing off like this owl with glasses (your fault @bludpudding ) and these bearded dragons that looked more like baby Demogorgons and like axolotls that weren't aquatic and it was so weird and he was smiling like that really creepy photo of him I don't like 😭😭😭 it was so odd.

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw...read more