* I MADE IT

50 starters

« sign my birth certificate! »

« my bed is made of scorpions. »

« i will light this bitch up right now. »

« am i doing this right? it’s my first day on the job. »

« you have the chaos emerald!  »

« gimme that shit right now or i’m gonna rip it off you my goddamn self. »

« you can’t kill anybody! especially not me! »

« go read a book or something. see ya, idiot! »

« we always miss the ice cream ship! »

« how do you think i get here? i floated down on my giant battle bus! »

« [villainous laugh, fading into a violent coughing fit] »

« i can, uhm, kick your ass? right now? »

« here, come to my house. come on let’s go! to my house! »

« i just always want to sleep, you know? i’m tired all the time. i hate it. ‘cause when i try to go to sleep i CAN’T. »

« hey, gamers. were you talking about fortnite? »

« welcome to my house. as you can see, i’ve knocked over many chairs. »

« i’d like to be in the friendzone. i’d like friends! »

« that just makes you a beta cuck. »

« we’re gonna combine all the battle royales and make a battle royale better than fortnite ever was! »

« sorry, i thought i heard a cat. »

« this is the worst. this is the actual worst.  »

« why don’t you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory in an interesting long-winded monologue? »

« i’m gonna pluck you up, melt you down and make a fucking necklace! »

« i can never stop thinking. sends me to a fit. »

« … yep, i can kill ya. »

« go on, don’t you support gay rights? »

« what planet am i on? what’s today? my braincell: destroyed. my wig is gone. »

« i told you not to invite your asshole friends over! »

« let me help you! don’t do this all by yourself! »

« did we do that together? was that a gay thing? »

« i think i’m starting to hallucinate. »

« my mom’s getting back in like 20 minutes, dude. you have to finish this. »

« i leave for five minutes and this happens?! »

« i’ve been told how to think about the ocean when i’m stressed, and i’m looking at that, and i’m real stressed. »

« that’s ok baby, i know you’re lost without me. be sure to never leave my side again, ok? »

« how many times are you gonna run? i’ve captured you 17 different times! »

« if someone hacked into my fortnite account, i’m going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole. »

« count how many sand is in here. »

« you silly feeble-minded little gay. »

« oh god! i was NOT expecting the explosion! »

« fuck you for making me go through this! you suck, i can’t believe i used to date you. you used to be a cool dude! »

« you know what? you’re a twink. »

« i’m almost proud of you. »

« oh my god. oh my god are you ok? holy shit. i don’t think i should pull it out. i think if i pull it out you’ll bleed out. oh my god. oh my god. »

« now, this isn’t the diss that i wanted. shit, goddamn. this is fucking ridiculous. fucking shit. »

« you ready? you ready to go? you wanna leave this fucking mortal plane? »

« i understand. the friendzone is hard to deal with. »

« the flame within you shines brighter than any xbox 360 controller. »

« what does a ghost say? what does the ghost say? »

The term Redneck gain prominence with striking coal miners in Appalachia. They wore red bandanas around their necks to express union solidarity.

And they fucking FOUGHT police and Pinkerton strike breaker forces. It was a period called The Coal Wars.

The poor and working classes have a long history of community support and rejecting police authority.

        you see in this world there’s two kinds of people   –   those with loaded guns ,    &&   those who dig .

             independent, semi-sel, Detroit: Become Human, android oc, penned by anders.

visual-spatial   —   the ability to think in three dimensions:  mental imagery, spatial reasoning, image manipulation, graphic and artistic skills, and an active imagination.

naturalistic   —   being in tune with nature and interest in nurturing, exploring the environment, and learning about other species, being highly aware of even subtle changes to their environments.

musical   —   the capacity to discern pitch, rhythm, timbre, and tone. recognising, creating, reproducing, and reflecting on music, hearing sounds others may miss.

logical-mathematical   —   the ability to calculate, quantify, consider propositions and hypotheses, and carry out complete mathematical operations. perceiving relationships and connections and using abstract, symbolic thought;  sequential reasoning skills;  and inductive and deductive thinking patterns.

existential   —   sensitivity and capacity to tackle deep questions about human existence, such as the meaning of life, why we die, and how did we get here.

intrapersonal   —   the capacity to understand oneself and one’s thoughts and feelings, and to use such knowledge in planning and directioning one’s life. not only an appreciation of the self, but also of the human condition.

interpersonal   —    the ability to understand and interact effectively with others: effective verbal and nonverbal communication, the ability to note distinctions among others, sensitivity to the moods and temperaments of others, and the ability to entertain multiple perspectives.

linguistic   —   the ability to think in words and to use language to express and appreciate complex meanings. understanding the order and meaning of words and applying meta-linguistic skills to reflect on our use of language.

send ‘!!’ for a randomized, unusual scenario for our characters’ first meeting!

after one witnesses the other accidentally breaking an expensive artwork.

after one muse has their bag/purse stolen in a crowded market. 

at the finishing line of a race where one muse cheated by taking a short-cut. 

at a masquerade ball when one muse is secretly royalty. 

on the battlefield after one muse blocks an attack aiming for the other.

on the battlefield where they are on opposing sides & cross swords with each other. 

in a fancy restaurant when one muse has been stood up by their date.

in the train station when all trains have been cancelled due to heavy snow. 

at a wedding with mutual distant family neither muse gets along with. 

at a double-booked apartment viewing run by a clumsy estate agent. 

in the police station after the police thought they were accomplices. 

after one mistakes the other for a completely different person and yells something insulting across the street. 

in the doctor’s waiting room after both separately get injured in really ridiculous ways. 

in the corporate reception area immediately before a job interview. 

in a car-lot after one muse damages the other’s vehicle while parking. 

in the immediate aftermath of realising that they’re long lost relatives. 

the morning after one walked into the wrong apartment while drunk. 

in the elevator at work after it gets stuck halfway between floors. 

after one calls the other’s mobile number by mistake. 

with  birds  of  prey   having  come  out   ,   i  figured  i’d  make  a  meme  out  of  it.   i  can’t  promise  these  are  spoiler  free   ,   but  luckily   ,   it  won’t  spoil  that  much.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.     please  remember  to  reblog  from  the  source  if  you  aren’t  going  to  send  something  in.

❛   they  say  if  you  wanna  tell  a  story  right  ,  you  gotta  start  at  the  beginning.   ❜

❛   i  was  the  brains  behind  some  of  mr.  j’s  biggest  stunts.   ❜

❛   it  was  time  for   (  city  here  )   to  meet  the  new   (  character  name  )   ,   so  i  really  put  myself  out  there.   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  party  without  a  little  drama  ,  am  i  right  ?   ❜

❛   i  hadn’t  told  people  about  the  breakup  ,  but  you  have  to  understand  ,  being   ____ ‘s  girlfriend  /  boyfriend  gave  me  new  meaning.   ❜

❛   i  could  do  whatever  i  wanted  to  whoever  i  wanted.   ❜

❛   i  needed  to  find  a  way  to  show  the  world  that  i  cut  ties  for  good.   ❜

❛   lucky  for  me   ,   i  have  all  my  best  ideas  drunk.   ❜

❛   it  was  the  closure  i  needed.   ❜

❛   i  wanted  a  fresh  start.   the  chance  to  be  my  own  woman…   ❜

❛   do  you  know  who  i  am  ?   ❜

❛   she  just  updated  her  relationship  status.   sheis  about  to  find  out  that  a  lot  of  people  want  her  dead.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  snot  bubble  ?   eww  ,  gross.   ❜

❛   i  was  halfway  across town  ,  hungover  and  thinking  about  breakfast.   ❜

❛   turns  out  ,  i  wronged  a  lot  of  people.   ❜

❛   it  took  losing  something  i  truly  love  to  see  that  the  target  on  my  back  was  bigger  than  i  thought.   ❜

❛   hi  boys  !   meeting’s  over.   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  own  this  city  ,  not  just  the  east.   ❜

❛   ____  has  been  singing  at  ____’s  club  for  the  last  several  years.   ❜

❛   and  for  the  first  time  in  a  long  time  ,  i’m  all  on  my  own.   it’s  great.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  need  your  help  ,  i  got  this.   ❜

❛   you  got  this  ?   no  wonder  everyone  hates  you.   ❜

❛   all  these  years  i  thought  she  was  just  a  pretty  face  with  a  great  set  of  lungs.   ❜

❛   people  don’t  kill  people  i  own  without  my  permission  !   ❜

❛   this  is  spectacular  news.   if  she  doesn’t  belong  to  him  ,  she  belongs  to  me.   ❜

❛   in  the  storytelling  business  ,  this  dummy  swallowing  that  diamond  is  a  complication.   a  complication  that  i  didn’t  need right  now.   ❜

❛   for  all  your  noise  and  luster  ,  you’re  just  a  surly  little  girl  with  no  one  to  protect  her.   ❜

❛   call  me  old  fashioned  ,  but  i  always  thought  the  guy  was  supposed  to  get  the  girl  a  diamond.   ❜

❛   no  cop  ever  gets  anything  done  until  they’re  suspended.   ❜

❛   this  next  bit  ain’t  very  pretty.   ❜

❛   does  she  always  talk  like  a  cop  out  of  a  bad  80s  movie  ?   ❜

❛   they  call themselves  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  call  them  dorky  little  do - gooders.   ❜

❛   hyenas  really  do  have  nine  lives.   ❜

❛   i  made  the  kid  my  apprentice  ,  call  me  a  softy.   i  dare  ya.   ❜

❛   do  you  know  what  a  harlequin  is  ?   a  harlequin’s  role  is  to  serve.   it’s  nothing  without  a  master.   and  no  one  gives  two  shits  who  we  are  beyond  that.   ❜

❛   none  of  us  are  walking  out  of  here  unless  we  work  together.   ❜

❛   isn’t  this  fun  ?   ❜

❛   it’s  just  like  a  sleepover    —   we  should  order  pizza  ,  make  cosmos  !   ❜

❛   i’m  the  one  they  should  be  scared  off.   ❜

❛   unless  we  all  wanna  die  very  unpleasant  deaths  ,  we’re  gonna  have  to  work  together.   ❜

❛   psychologically  speaking  ,  vengeance  rarely  brings  the  catharsis  we  hope  for.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  hyena  in  a  bathtub  ?   ❜

❛   i  named  him  bruce  after  that  hunky  wayne  guy.   ❜

❛   it’s  time  for  gotham  to  meet  the  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  have  rage  issues  !   ❜

❛   hey  !   i  know  that  guy  !   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  learn  that  a  lot  of  people  want  me  dead.   ❜

❛   i’m  not  shopping  at  this  store.   i’m  robbing  this  store.   ❜

❛   paying  is  for  dummies  !   ❜

❛   fucking  fabulous  ,  if  you  ask  me.   ❜

❛   you  know  what  they  say   —   behind  every  successful  man  is  a  badass broad.   ❜

❛   who’s  having  a  good  time  ?   ❜

❛   i  told  you  she  had  a  killer  voice.   ❜

❛   aren’t  you  glad  you  wore  that  ?   sexy  and  bulletproof  !   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  fucking  bow  and  arrow.   it’s  a  crossbow.   i’m  not  twelve.   ❜

❛   you  killed  my  sandwich  !   ❜

❛   i  stole  your  ring.   ❜

❛   why  don’t  i  own  the  crossbow  killer  ?   i  like  crossbows  !   ❜

❛   what  a  way  to  start  my  new  life   ——   the  perfect  egg  sandwich.   ❜

❛   oh  !   you’re  that  psycho  chick.   ❜

❛   if  he  gets  the  diamond  ,  he’ll  be  unstopable.   ❜

❛   if  you  want  boys  to  respect  you  ,  show  them  you’re  serious.   shoot  something  ,  blow  it  up  !   ❜

❛   i’m  sorry  ,  kid.   i’m  just  a  terrible  person  i  guess.   ❜

❛   that  is  childhood  trauma  right  there.   ❜

❛   you  made  me  want  to  be  a  less  terrible  person.   ❜

❛   i  underestimated  you  ,  and  i’m  sorry.   ❜

❛   i’m  used  to  it.   ❜

❛   here’s  the  thing  about  new  love  ,  you  have  to  feed  it.  ❜

❛   i  was  never  an  establishment  kind  of  gal.   ❜