the great boobini

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

(takes a long drag of a cigarette) fuckkkk........ i hate cigarettes......

they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck