very gay in very many ways

saw a kitty squishing some flowers in the yard and she looked at me like she had arcane secrets 

for the first time in MONTHS, it’s sunny & delightful outside – wanna guess what that means? 

i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

“Yes, good, this is also my baby. Put her with my other babies.”

I’ve introduced kittens to foster moms before! Some cats are so taken up with parental instinct they’ll accept a new baby instantly, but some can hiss and see the baby as an intruder that can potentially harm her kittens. When this happens, I like to to rub the new kitten with a piece of cloth that smells of the mom’s kittens, ideally whatever was being used as bedding when she gave birth. They go like “Oh! A baby I haven’t cleaned yet? Unacceptable! Hand them over”

That was the cutest addition to an already adorable post.

Babies! Soft Babies!

that’s actually a hamster Hamtaro was based off of!

The Man, The Legend

the hot new tv trope…bottom storage.  

cats be like: ok im gonna radiate serotonin now

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

Oddly enough, I just got a job, and it is late March.

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

you can tell who hasn’t watched cutthroat kitchen because they think simon is being mean instead of showing an appropriate amount of sympathy for someone that he assumes was forced to harvest his tomato sauce from leftover pizza while wearing hulk hands and a blindfold

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

the guilt has hold of you. confess

You could just say “artists celebrating” and leave it at that