i can imagine tom holland doing this lmao

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i can imagine tom holland doing this lmao

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Things I've actually said
Like in a real life conversation
“Disrespect me like that again and I’ll punt your son”
“Did they really just sexualize a razor??”
“Stay #hydrated” (yes I said hashtag)
“I know you hate me with a passion but you should tolerate me because I brought you eclairs”
“Gasp”
“Okay okay serious question guys… When you brush your teeth which row and which side do you start on?”
“Looking at pictures of the eclipse can make you blind I read it in a NASA article so fight me”
“Ok ok but hear me out. Bears don’t do shit but shit so don’t tell me I can’t prosper just because I sleep all day. Bitch”
“What did I say about talking while I’m interrupting?”
“I’ll call you later I’m bathrooming.”
“You literally just snatched my shoulder”
“Keep talking and imma beat your ass. Nothing special. No pistol whipping, no slapping you so hard you’ll see a galaxy far far away uh uh. None of that. Imma simply beat ya ass.”
“I got thick thighs and I tell no lies”
“Actually I just lied, I got thick thighs and I still lie.”
“I won’t know what to name my first child though. I have to think about all that in advance because if not I’m gonna look around the room and pick an object. My baby’s name is gonna turn out something like Pissbowl or Papertowel because I can’t with all that pressure.”
“That cat popped out the bush and stared at me like he was the baddest bitch. He was. And he knew it.”
“I don’t fuck with arachnids.”
“Why you gotta throw that ass in a circle? Don’t discriminate the shapes. WHY DON’T YOU THROW THAT ASS IN A SQUARE HUH??”
“Do mosquitoes have thanksgiving in August because I feel like a goddamn feast rn”
*looks in mirror* “Stfu no nobody asked you so fight me bitch” *stares at mirror in shock*
“If men ain’t shit and girls ain’t loyal where the hell do I go?”
“Really? Right in front of my salad??” (You’re damn right I use memes in my everyday conversations)
“Gasp part 2”
{that’s all I think. I’m pretty dumb but that makes for a good story so feel free to use these for prompts. Just tag me in it cuz I feel the need. The need for read. Ok I’m sorry I got like 3 hours of sleep okay.}
The Holland family takes home the gold in commenting on each others pictures
We’re just like brother and sister, that’s really the best way I can describe it. We get on really well, we’re both incredibly silly.
what a man, what a meme

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Eclipse 2017
I SAY PENIS, YOU SAY PARKER
PENIS
PARKER
PARKER
PARKER
Mario koala sculpture created to raise awareness for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Australia.
i want to do everything in my power to decrease awareness of this statue
For whatever reason God wants me to blog. Idk why. This how Job must have felt………….
i don’t know about you but they’re the real life dynamic duo

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“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”
“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”
“I bet he enjoyed it-“
“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”
“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“
“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“
GIVE THIS MORE NOTES AND GIVE IT MORE NOTES RIGHT NOW
THIS NEEDS ATTENTION
This kills me
Aunt May: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
Peter: What about the missions?
Aunt May: Fine. Other than missions. And no TV.
Peter: My TV's broken.
Aunt May: Then no computer.
Peter: I need the computer for school.
Aunt May: Then no... uh...
[Glances at Ned]
Aunt May: No Ned.
Peter: What?! No Ned?!
Aunt May: NO NED!
Shit Slytherins Say: #129
Ravenclaw: “Stay here, and don’t get into any trouble.”
Slytherin: “It’s a church. What are we going to do? Pray too hard?”
Peter about being Spider-Man: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well

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Tom Holland - Four Simple Steps
this wasn’t requested this was my own idea and i hope you like it there will be a part two and I’m super excited to write it!!!
requests are open:)) i now take tom/peter chris/steve and seb/bucky requests
“harry this summer is gonna be amazing” i smiled as we walked with locked arms down the busy streets of london. there was only a month of school left which meant the end of the year peprally and a school dance. i could tell he looked over at me and just smiled.
“what?” i asked. i looked over at him and he just shook his head but his body was vibrating with laughter.
“harry! tell me what” i stomped my foot like a child, this gained the attention of a few pedestrians walking near us. this just made harry’s laugh louder and made my cheeks flush with red due to the embarrassment.
“well i mean if you really wanna know” he looked over at me with a mischievous glint in his sparkling brown eyes.
“you gotta beat me in a race back home” he rushed out as he began sprinting. i let out a loud laugh and began running quick after him. harry’s house was probably five or so minutes away walking so this shouldn’t take long. yeah sure he longer legs then me but i was the star sprinter on my track team.
i moved my little legs as fast as they could possibly go, passing harry i could hear him let out a groan as i took the lead and i just let out a loud bark of laughter knowing i won.
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It’s Over [Part 2]
Pairing: Peter X Reader Warnings: So much angst, Language A/N: GUYS I GOT 1K I’M SO EXCITED!!! Thanks so much to all of you who follow me, reblog my work, send me messages or asks, or even just read my writing! It means so much to me and I am so lucky to have such great followers as you. Thank you all again for the support :’) REMINDER: I do not have a tags list!
Part One
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You weren’t sure how to feel. On one hand, you finally had the answer you needed, and you weren’t confused anymore. On the other hand, you lost the best thing that’s ever happened to you, and you would never have him back.
The next few weeks were absolute hell for you. Going to school was a nightmare, and losing traditions that you and Peter used to have were even worse. You couldn’t go to Delmar’s after school to grab a sandwich without the fear of seeing him there, or having the owner ask where he was. You didn’t have weekly movie nights on Fridays, or your every-other-Sunday picnic trips.
You also lost your friend Ned, who you figured would stick with Peter because they were best friends. But downright ignoring you when you said hi to him was just screwed up.
Another person you lost was Aunt May, who you loved and adored as if she was your own Aunt. You never saw her outside of Peter’s house, and you obviously weren’t going to see her anymore after all this.
You were so wrong about that one.
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