Oh Shit Here I Go Again

There are many benefits to being a marine archeologist

there are many frustrations to being a marine architect (all this goddamn ancient flint in my goddamn house)

I have a soft spot for the weird tradition of having the actual artists record gibberish versions of songs for sims soundtracks because it enabled me to do this awful bit where I'd randomly insert a simlish version of a track into a playlist and see how long it took people to ask what the fuck was going on

the best song to do this with is na na na by mcr because the first 20 seconds are the same anyway.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.