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I swear I'll be there for you I swear I'll follow through Stay the course and keep the ship manned

Oh, this wasn't in my plans Abandoned ship and heading for the sand Oh, the albatross crash-lands I've got the sinking feeling that I never can go home

CARNIVORE BY STARSET FOR SIMON, I REPEAT CARNIVORE BY STARSET FOR SIMON

"Who are you to change this world?/Silly boy/ No one needs to hear your words/Let it go", both the Father and COI and the Brothers that abandoned him and probably even the Red Eyed God and/or The Eel

"Carnivore, carnivore/Won't you come digest me/Take away everything I am/Bring it to an end/Carnivore Carnivore/Could you come and change me?/Take away everything I am/Everything I am" about the Last Tree and becoming the soil

"All my life they let me know/How far I would not go/But inside the beast still grows/Waiting chewing through the ropes" and "I will hide myself below/I'll be what you wanted/Kept inside I won't let go/'Till I burn beyond control" about how in the end both Eden and COI and the Red Eyed God expected something specific of Simon and he played by the rules expected until he snapped in different moments and in different ways

DIVING BELL

DIVING BELL

DIVING BELL

“This wasn’t in my plans”

“I’ve got this sinking feeling that I never can go home”

“When you stare into the abyss will it stare into me”

“Calling from the bottom but you don’t hear me”

“Broken on the bottom like a refugee”

And then the outro is a new woman’s voice singing over static that gradually builds into a chorus?!?

“Oh, what’s that? You need me to come in three hours earlier? Well gee willikers, I’d love to, but... Sans won’t let go of my leg and Papyrus got into the power tools again. What do you mean I’m making it all up? Don’t you hear the chainsaw? Brrrrrrrrrr! See, there it is! Now I gotta go and restore the peace, buh-bye!”

“...dad, i’m sitting right here at the kitchen table, and papyrus doesn’t have a chainsaw.”

“Not yet, he doesn’t! They’re gonna make another phone call in about five minutes to nag me more, I presume, so we gotta make this one sound convincing!”

“dad, he’s three! you can’t give a three-year old power tools!!!”

Rich:

Undoubtedly queer coded characters

Mikey:

Recovering alcoholics

Derek:

The most insanely beautiful women you have ever seen and Leboosh

Mace:

Himbo

Nickie:

Girlboss (usually on the verge of starting a war)

Kelsey:

Women who love to kiss women (usually women who are bad for them)

Andy: