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CALL OFF YOUR TECHNO BOY TOY OR I TELL THE COPS WHAT YOUR MOM KEEPS IN THE LASAGNA BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

see who

2026 will be the year of Reading The Whole Article Before You Talk About It Or Spread It Around Online. all of the kids will be doing it and it will be so hip and popular. feel free to get started sooner if you'd like.

give it up for complaining online

im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of

Riverdale ended up being genuinely transcendent queer media for many many reasons but for me number one has to be everything they ever did with Cheryl Blossom

“What if Laura Palmer had an evil twin” is already such a bold assertion but the twin in question being played completely straight as a mean girl cheerleader stereotype for an entire season until she tries to mill herself and comes out of the water able to do necromancy, ready to burn down her own gothic mansion, reborn as the most ludicrously arrogant genuinely insane lesbian cult leader slash witch performing everything with one hundred percent stone cold seriousness. Who is still a mean cheerleader. Among other things

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message